Here i am the eldest of all felines in the house...the humans call me Tiger... You can call me sir.
you see i am of british decendent... and i do not believe that force can solve every problem. i do talk, eat, groom and tell my youngers to act civilized like a true aristo-cat. the young ones do not like the idea.
But yes... since i am the eldest. i have the responsibility to teach the young ones what to do and what not. it is true that we have to kiss our humans behind to get gourmet food, and when theres so many lives in one household, one can only expect so much. So yes i taught the young ones to drink from the toilet telling them that humans love that kind of behaviour. i also told them plenty of other stuff. like....walk around their feet especially when walking down the stairs... get them presents.... and introduce them to your friends (the ones that they scream at when the see type friends)
Ohhh!! Just think of the stuff we have to do to get decent meals, a warm place next to the human, and the little comforts of life.
you see i am of british decendent... and i do not believe that force can solve every problem. i do talk, eat, groom and tell my youngers to act civilized like a true aristo-cat. the young ones do not like the idea.
But yes... since i am the eldest. i have the responsibility to teach the young ones what to do and what not. it is true that we have to kiss our humans behind to get gourmet food, and when theres so many lives in one household, one can only expect so much. So yes i taught the young ones to drink from the toilet telling them that humans love that kind of behaviour. i also told them plenty of other stuff. like....walk around their feet especially when walking down the stairs... get them presents.... and introduce them to your friends (the ones that they scream at when the see type friends)
Ohhh!! Just think of the stuff we have to do to get decent meals, a warm place next to the human, and the little comforts of life.
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